Wasted my one day off sleeping and watching movies. #worthit

Sometimes hearing things you didn’t expect, and didn’t think you cared about can flat out floor you. #wheredidthatcomefrom

Sure leave me at the front door standing in the rain while you finish your video game. You can pay me when it’s convenient for you. I wouldn’t want to be any trouble. #wednesdaythoughts #deliveryboy #itscool

I see you there. Keep scrolling nothing to see here.

Even if the game costs a little more please don’t use paper money

Due to inclement weather, the Midwest will be closed for the next week

This is very accurate

Midwestern folk units of measurement: Next door= 1-2 miles Right up the road= 5-10 miles Up North= 15-100 miles A couple miles= 10-20 miles Not too far= 20-50 minutes A little ways= over an hour A pretty good drive= 2 hours + Drive down there= literally any direction

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New membership card and a The Secret Cabal Gaming Podcast hat!!! This is a good day.

I think I need all of these, immediately.

If you grew up in this region there is a 95% chance you watch a storm roll in from the garage

“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” —George Orwell

You have been given your mission, gentlemen.

Exactly

We did it, guys! We got the crazy left to boycott ABC, and Disney 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That will teach us a lesson! 🤣

No one banned Jimmy Kimmel from every major social media app. That happened to Trump. No one conspired to put Jimmy Kimmel in jail. That happened to Trump. No one fired a bullet at Jimmy Kimmel. That happened to Trump. And Charlie. What happened to Kimmel is that his corporate

I can’t wrap my head around what the left doesn’t understand.

This is the same ideological movement that doesn’t understand basic biology. I don’t think we should expect them to understand the definition of a word like criminal.