Tottenham and Arsenal joining the European Super League is like me walking to the Crucible and putting 50p on the table...

The European Super League must be the fastest played football competition in history if it's already down to the last four.

This whole 'project' is akin to middle aged men going out on the pull and chatting up some nice younger ladies, but then realising they're out of their depth and going back home to their wives with their tails between their legs.

Stolen toilet alert.

Flashback: Emily Heskey Vs 2 Goalkeepers.

One of the best football journalists out there. Wishing you the very best of luck with the operation and a speedy recovery, Phil.

Has David Silva renounced his Spanish citizenship?

Says the guy who spent a month in a house with Kim Woodburn and Jedward to make a few quid because he pissed all of his career earnings up the wall. You're in a glass house, put down the stone.

One man in particular would have just the right words to sum up tonight, and he would be proud to know that someone took his beloved England one step further than he did. #ENG

Sky Sports News has been a riot today. Sam Allardyce's analysis of Real Madrid's financial situation/Mbappe agent fees was a particular highlight. However, both Paul Merson and Lee Hendrie questioning Cristiano Ronaldo's footballing ability was really quite special.

I have this copy of I Believe In Miracles signed by 15 of the 1979 and 1980 European Cup winning team. I would love to complete this by adding: Peter Shilton, Chris Woods, David Needham, Bryn Gunn, Frank Gray and Jimmy Montgomery. Can anyone help? RTs appreciated.

I'm on my holidays. Looking for a good read. Any books you can recommend about clubs that have fallen on hard times and survived/bounced back? Preferably available on Kindle. @myfootballbooks - this might be one you can help with.

Forgive my French, but anxiety is an absolute fucker. My mind is racing to the point that I physically can't sit still because I feel like I need to be doing something. What a great way to spend a holiday.

Talk about not letting the facts get in the way of a good story. #NFFC founded in 1865 and won two European Cups. The original Rangers won the equivalent of the Europa Conference. Sevco Rangers are hardly 'a major European club'.

As I am currently housebound for the foreseeable future, I'm rekindling my love of collecting football cards. If anyone has any of these sets or similar lying around that they no longer need, please get in touch. I'll pay a fair price.

If anyone would like a free audio book copy of this, please send me a DM. This is via a free trial of Audible which you can cancel at any time without any obligation.

If ever anyone needed a true definition of "photobombing" it should read: A calamity in yellow walking into a photograph of four of the best goalkeepers of the modern era.

Good grief ⬇️⬇️⬇️