Yay BenDavid Grabinski! This movie is good! There’s no gun to my head! I really loved it.

Get fucked.

You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.

Rename to O’Hara, cowards.

Connor O’Malley, Tim Robinson, Sam Richardson

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

This might be the most Sunday Saturday ever

At this time, TSA PreCheck remains operational with no change for the traveling public. As staffing constraints arise, TSA will evaluate on a case by case basis and adjust operations accordingly. (1/2)

No speech should be longer than any movie I’ve directed.

we’re dealing with a generational talent i’m gobsmacked

He was built in a lab to bring back movie stars I stg

MIKE & NICK & NICK & ALICE. March 14th at SXSW. March 27th on Hulu.

Presenting the trailer for PIZZA MOVIE written and directed by BriTANicK Making this movie took 15 years off my life so you absolutely are required to like it, please and thank you

Behold! My 2026 Academy Awards menu, full of #Oscar-themed options for breakfast, lunch and Sinners. As always, I'd like to thank the Academy — and my wife, for being the best editor and partner in pundom.

Audible gasps from the crowd at Sen. Adam Schiff’s Hollywood hearing when he says that from 2022 to 2024 L.A. County lost 42,000 motion picture industry jobs.

Since 2011 anytime I interviewed anyone involved in OCEANS TWELVE I’ve asked them a version of, “Since Tess knows she looks like Julia Roberts, does everyone else know they look like famous people?” I finally put all of their answers together in this post thehardpass.net/oceans-twelve-…

Hey man, do you mind if we push this call til next week? I’m thinking one or both of us might die in the upcoming nuclear holocaust, which would pretty much solve this whole problem for us