My ears are very ready to hear the Succession theme song tonight

The 109% rent increase on my apartment has to be a record of some sort

My LinkedIn has been hacked and deleted forever and the only thought I have is that I can’t believe someone actually went out of their way to hack a LinkedIn

I am proficient in Excel

I stand by this

I have avoided this for months but today is the day I add everyone I’ve ever met on my new LinkedIn. Not at all embarrassing. Can’t wait

The Brenaissance begins

They should invent articles about how to get rid of gross disgusting bugs that don’t include 172 pictures of the gross disgusting bugs

The notion that your looks determine whether you are or are not worthy of fidelity is TIRED

Winston the French Bulldog has won ‘Best in Show,’ the top spot, at the 2022 National Dog Show. He becomes the first French Bulldog in HISTORY to win the competition's top prize.

Found a signed Taylor Swift debut cd (homophobic version) I feel like an archeologist

I can’t prove this but I do think they’re behind the shift to calling it covid

We’re like not that far out from them making a Strega Nona movie are we

Just discovered “Reddit snark pages” and I think maybe the internet was a mistake

This is the biggest lie I’ve ever tweeted I’m never going to stop using it