The Colonel used to pray for times like this

Classic NFL to admit they fucked up but do nothing about it #ElectTheColonel

Pray for my hog its about to get CRANKED

KEL’EL WARE JERSEY NO DRAWLS COMING REAL SOON

Put in Brosmer I’m done with Carson holy shit. #Skol #imgonnakms

Hopefully Carson Wentz doesn’t check the dm’s I sent him

Good afternoon everyone, #RapeAdamSilver Sincerely, The Colonel

IDC if it’s an exhibition game. Kentucky just put BTA on #1 Purdue. We are so back. My BIG BLUE balls are so back GONNA CRANK THY HOG ALL NIGHT LONG

NORMAN YOU HAVE SAVED MY LIFE NORMAN

Currently wearing my Jamie Jaquez jr. Jersey with no drawls

In a perfect world my wang would be bigger than 1.5 inches and the Vikings could trade for one of these players at the deadline: - Jackson Powers-Johnson -Alontae Taylor/ Tariq Woolen - Devon Achane - Jim Bob Cooter #Skol

The Colonel's hog is rock hard

Tom Lane Louisville Men's Basketball WDRB News Looks like this dude eats hotdogs with his butt

Good god almighty I never thought I’d see this day. Coach spo for president

#HireTheColonel I will bring Kentucky football to the playoffs and an inevitable first round loss in blowout fashion. #BBN

William Stein I love you

Per my sources: Packers owners are beginning to abandon their fandom and cheer for the Chicago Bears! Are they drinking the water that makes the frogs gay? Or are they just a bunch of soft asses? The Colonel will get to the bottom of this.

NBACentral Grant Afseth Pat Riley putting together a trade package for Giannis

Get ya cheese up 1st

Deep in enemy territory. #BBN the Colonel will take care of business