In my fantasy, (which seems to be the norm today) #Dubas convinces #Byfuglien, who's been working out non-stop and is in the best shape of his life, to come out of retirement and join the #Leafs. Doug Gilmour builds a time machine, returns in his prime, and #Freddy tries cocaine.

Patiently waiting for #Forsberg to be "trending with" #Leafs

Can't wait to find out what racist fucking excuse some Jesus loving prick decides was worth 8 lives. #8lives

Can't wait to find out what racist fucking excuse some Jesus loving prick decides was worth 8 lives. #StopAsianHate

#Vesey was given an umpteenth chance to prove himself. He wasn't awful, but he wasn't great. I, for one, am excited to see what #Galchenyuk comes up with for his umpteenth opportunity. It's a zero risk fantasy with nothing but upside if he succeeds. Go #leafs

So cool to see the "not even slightly aged" #EmilioEstevez in @disneyplus's #MightyDucks. I don't know how it's going to play out, but I do hope he's a regular on the show! Charlie Sheen

Since Vic got fired from #AndrewsConstruction, he lost 30 pounds and grew a moustache. But what will he do now? Help Vic find a new job. #VicsNewJob #RiverdaleSeason5 Riverdale Writers Room RobertoAguirreSacasa Riverdale

I'm no expert, I haven't played the game since I was about 8 years old, I'm not a professional athlete, or a hockey analyst, but #JohnTortarelli #Torts, strikes me as stubborn, blow-hard of a bully. I'd admire his passion, if it didn't come at the cost of being quite the asshole.

#Galchenyuk! At a boy!

Now that the cat's out of the bag, I am happy to invite people to watch for me next episode of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist. Getting to work with and meet Mary Steenburgen and Bernadette Peters was such a huge pleasure! BTS pic coming soon! ZoeysWriters #ZoeysPlaylist youtu.be/vtnWqcw5O-o

Make sure to watch for me in tonight's episode of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist. Getting to work with and meet Mary Steenburgen and Bernadette Peters was such a huge pleasure! BTS pic coming soon! ZoeysWriters youtu.be/vtnWqcw5O-o

Here's a pic of me ("Fred") with the wonderful Mary Steenburgen and the fabulous Bernadette Peters after a day at the casino! Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist!

Jesus Christ. I picked the wrong week to load up on #Rangers. #NewYorkRangers New York Rangers

So, #BigShot on @disneyplus with the ageless John Stamos isn't exactly typical fare for a 55yr old dude. But I'll be darned if I'm not thoroughly entertained and walking away with good "feels" after every episode. Nice job balancing the books folks. And thanks. #GoSirens

Retweeting from two weeks ago because, you know...I'M BACK! So, Here's a pic of me ("Fred") with the wonderful Mary Steenburgen and the fabulous Bernadette Peters at the casino! Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist! (I only had the one picture). Special shout out to nope who was also awesome.

Why am I trending again? #Bruce. (it could be me, I was just on my second episode of Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist)

#TomWilson of the #WashingtonCapitals is fucking asshole. But please, lets stop pretending hockey isn't a full contact, highly competitive, violent sport. If you want to watch figure skating, change the channel.