“BigBrotherLeak: Frank's HoH room is locked! Pandora's Box is coming! #BB14” Tim Dreadin Told you!

Super excited that the are no creases in my hair thanks to my new hair band. Thanks @ARebeccaCraft! #stylingandprofiling

We're playing a game called "Where is Mama's Cell Phone Charger." Hint: Trash. May the odds be ever in her favor.

Ok so what had happened was out of nowhere the phone screamed "STOP...DROP...SHUT EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP" I panicked and and threw it.

“Tim Dreadin A crash in Simpson County on Interstate 65 northbound has traffic pushed down to one lane at mile marker 7”

My 2yo want to listen to "Jesus is my best friend" but I want to listen to Katy Perry. #toddlerproblems #motheroftheyear

Amazing RT “Saqib Mehmood: The Autobiography of Danielle Murphree: A Compilation Of Her Own Words wp.me/p2EEZc-No via WordPress.com”

PS. I'm not in time out I'm just relaxing here by the naughty spot on account of being so exhausted from good actions. It's normal.

Everytime I ask Charlie if he wants to watch Mason's soccer game he says "no I do it". #doyouseewherethisisgoing

Toddler Tip: What's the difference between a bank and a Chuck E. Cheese. Nothing. Go wild.

Made the best baked ziti last night. Even better the next day. #wifeoftheyear #leftovers

People who pretend they can't hear you just because it's dark morning. C'mon your blessing needs breakfast meat.

Ugh! How did I not know there was a drinking game for the Presidential Debate! I might have watched it. #outofbeer #beerrun

Toddlers in jeggings have forgotten what it means to take a stand. Walking around on a pair of denim sausages. smh.

Video: “EYE OF THE SPARROW” — A Bad Lip Reading of the Presidential Debate tmblr.co/Zzl-qwU_T380

State routes CLOSED due to high water, Monroe KY 678 between the 8 and 9.Allen KY 1533 between the 0 and 1. KY 585 between the 6 and 7.

Nothing better than the dryer repair man coming during nap time. #dontwakethebaby

4 mile walk and Popsicles. #summertime instagram.com/p/aUV_f5G_1a/

#EsuranceSave30