I Need To Shoot My Phone

i’m like if a dead girl was still alive

Jason Kelce giving his Best Man speech

I don’t even like Rachel and that shit was wrong like it goes against what Big Brother is about…tbh I thought she might win #bb27

Our flight from Philly was packed with Eagles fans making the trip to Kansas City. This fan travels with a big hat and a nice shirt

The suspension of Jimmy Kimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

EAGLES BLOCK THE KICK AND JORDAN DAVIS SCORES A TOUCHDOWN BECAUSE WHY NOT

I promise you I’m not putting myself through the trials and tribulations of Philly sports for male validation 😭😭

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence

im funny as fuck but i genuinely do gotta kill myself

This is possibly the best news I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m not even exaggerating

this scene in New Girl with Rob is so good, goes from heartfelt to hilarious in a split second and Reiner sells it so well

I’m so glad I don’t got kids I only got $32 rn

What if a good thing happened? That might be a fun change of pace

CONNOR FUCKING STORRIE

I wanna know what having a boner is like

Oh honey it’s all about to change

LMAOOOOOOO STOP