Dodger fans right now:

In Shrek 2 the guards grind pepper directly on Shrek's eyes since pepper spray had yet to exist

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, CONGRATULATE THE LA DODGERS ON WINNING THE WORLD SERIES!! GREAT TEAM, GREAT CITY, GREAT STATE, GREAT GOVERNOR. (MANY SAY THEY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME.) THEY WILL NOT BE GOING TO GRANDPA'S WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE WINNERS DON'T VISIT LOSERS. (SAD. NOT SAD!)

Me winning all 5 of my fantasy leagues this week

Aaron Rupar She did a Freaky Friday body swap with Fetterman, didn't she?

Had to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting a coyote #JustLAThings

Please universe give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

I wonder what other policies Nessarose has, she’s probably putting tariffs on the Munchkins too

Just landed in Spain! Can’t wait to finally use the formal “Vosotros”!

Yearly reminder that "Whoville" was built on indigenous Grinch land after a decades long campaign of ethnic cleansing

Today’s parent moment: speaking to the cruise staff in Spanish even tho they’re all from like Vietnam or something #TheOlds

Me at 1am finally getting the Lions game to load on Netflix over a VPN despite limited internet signal due to being in the middle of a storm in the Mediterranean Sea

“When am I EVER going to go to FUCKING Benihana!”-Melissa Modelo™️

How Corvette owners dress when their wife tells them they're going to a fancy restaurant

how mfs with a $8 bet be watching the game

The grass returning after it rains in LA:

Happy Valentine’s Day!

A WIN FOR THE RULE OF LAW

Trump was able to kill the supreme leader of Iran while working from home at Mar a Lago and you want me to come into the office ?

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera