“If you ain’t hear me coming, can you hear me comin’ now?”

My professor just made me tea because he knew I didn't feel good.🙌🏻

A little Phantom Menace to prepare for December 18th! Star Wars When will we be getting a light saber emoji?

Pawnee: First in friendship. Fourth in obesity.

Can we stop with the kale propaganda? It tastes like bug spray. -Jim Gaffigan

Shout out to Cassandra Clare for the Star Wars reference on page 597 of City of Heavenly Fire!❤️

It's probably a fantastic time to be in the raspberry beret sales industry.

I had the pleasure of meeting two wonderful ladies today.❤️ Sasha Alsberg Lindsay Cummings #zenith #concealer 😂

I'm so happy I meet you! You're so beautiful!❤️📚 whitney atkinson

USA with the win...and it only took eight years. #RyderCup ⛳️🏆

An Alabama theater banned "Beauty And The Beast" after learning LeFou is gay in the film. @Keithhabs & I think we should ban more movies.