i told her she a clown she said "you the balloons i walk with" WTF

When I reap vs when I sow

Mind you, I made my first twitter during Obama's first term

Whatever he did for her to write My All > whatever he did for the Yankees.

when you’re stretchíng in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

How your dad looks at you when you tell him you don’t know his gmail password

Pixar is wild for making a movie about a rat that had to teach white people how to season their food

imy ily wyd wya

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

Someday. I’ll always remember you

I love when a man is funny

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is