#YAIYkirby If Kirby were to succ me up, then he would get the power of falling asleep in class but looking awake

haha jacksfilms 469 yiays that's like the cross between 420 and 69

Bitch it’s a great day to love sewing and writing dumb jokes.

Approximately two years ago - I was bestowed the privilege of marrying the one and only, Kristin Colby. She’s the type of person that comes along only once in a lifetime. I will cherish this moment I will cherish for the rest of my days. I love you Kristin!

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Hi. My name is Michael Mell and I’m Jeremy’s best friend. I love listening to music, eating sushi, and listening to music while eating sushi while getting stoned in my parents basement. Oh and I’m spending the summer in New York City. Get your tickets at bemorechillmusical.com!

Happy Sink o De MAYO!

doing sex!

When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies.

Pro-tip: "I'm fine. Just tired" TRANSLATION: I'm depressed and/or feeling extreme anxiety but I don't want to bother you with it or have to explain it or worry that you might reject me if you knew.

“I love Jeremy..~” // Pic: Crazygalcomics on Instagram

He always finishes the milk... ً

*furiously attacks a grocery store display of Solo tie-in cups shrieking inarticulately with rage*