What the fuck are you talking about dude

I only “don’t carry cash” for beggars or people who I don’t want to give money to. Feels nicer than “fuck off”- but I do go there if they asked for Venmo or Zelle after I say “I don’t carry cash”

Almost forgot about this guy. Vance memes kinda erased him from our collective memory

PEDS 😂

Lessons Corey taught me at St. John’s I’m still applying to my life today.

3-4 times per week doesn’t do it if you train like a bitch

I’m 29 and have been seriously debating getting a recliner for months. Just feels right ?

Can absolutely confirm this. Once a week I take a double scoop of pre to mix with my creatine, then go ape shit for 2-3 hours. Feel like God after.

This video makes me physically ill

Or maybe it’s because restaurants drastically over serve carbs and fats and people with knowledge of macros don’t want to be fat fucks

95% retention in my fitness business by handing out dollar store goodie bags with a handwritten thank you note.

How dare you disrespect zydrunas ilgauskas!!!

Me and the Mrs. are currently waiting for a bus to pick us up for a wedding. It’s supposed to be here at 330. She’s currently panicking calling the wedding planner. I just ripped penjamin Franklin and opened this shithole app. Balance.

A+. We kept Tim Hill.

Major cheat code in life: Master the graceful exit. From conversations. From parties. From opportunities. “This has been wonderful, but I need to go.” No elaborate excuses. No fake emergencies. Just clear kind departure. Most people don’t know how to leave. They stay too long or

Dude is married to Hillary if someone put a bullet in his head right now he’d be fucking thrilled😂😂😂

Started post Thanksgiving. Might get there by February and just flex all spring

Go to Calle ocho and get papas rellenas

Based af

If you constantly look around yourself and find that you’re surrounded with failing men, get the fuck out of that room