we’re letting dogs into too many establishments

this is bananas

the 6 y/o asked how to spell “lemons” earlier. just went upstairs to find his bedroom door has been labeled OFF LEMONS

kim was so real when she said she could smell peoples cavities like she was so right y’all need to floss

that’s crazyyyyy i remember when likes were favorites talking abt x anniversary who are youuuu #MyXAnniversary

do you know how horrifying this was to read upon opening the app

do you think biden’s asleep?

growing up is realizing the true mr. brightside was inside us all along

pauly d sun/jwoww rising/snooki moon

*police w sirens passes us* drayton for no reason: brooklyn 99

gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as i am

my problem is i need a therapist i can have a cigarette with

as a cig smoker there’s nothing i want more than for them to be illegal and yes this is a cry for help

i’d like to apologize for repeatedly getting jane lynch mixed up with jane goodall

they should invent an AM dance club for when you’re a quad espresso deep at 9am