*Col. Klink voice* SCHULTZ! #Texans

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Frank Ross is going to reenact the banquet scene from The Untouchables and he's playing Capone with the baseball bat after this game.

That was close.

Do these refs not understand the concept of intentional grounding or something?

Hey! Look at that, ref! You finally figured out the right penalty! I'm proud of you!

11 penalties for 105 yards.

Honestly, at this rate, put Fairbairn out there now. He can hit a 70 yard field goal, right?

That's obviously coming back.

12-115. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.

My wife, who is not a Texans fan, is getting pissed at how sloppy the Texans have been playing.

WHAT FUCKING NOW?!

Shouldn't the clock be running now?!

That sound you hear is the entire city of Houston breathing the biggest sigh of relief.

#Texans win 19-13! Despite their best efforts to not do so.

This team makes me want to drink.

You know what, I'll take it.

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