"Now batting for the Millennials...apparently the first baseman, I guess...number twenty-two, Andrew Solis. The first baseman. Sure." Andrew Solis

S22 Election Recap: The 📱New York Millennials📱, after many seasons of rumors, finally, undeniably, have a vampire on the team. Also, Drac got Siphon.

"Now batting for the Millennials...number two-hundred-six, the deep square leg, Munro Tumblehome. The deep square leg."

BACKLOGOPS: "Today's pitcher for New York, number negative one, Eve McBlase the second. Number negative 1."

Gamma anomaly detected. Roster integrity compromised -- current roster analysis inaccurate. Interdimensional interference detected. Activate MIRA? [Y] WARNING: MIRA has not been fully tested since installation. Run MIRA test cycle? [Y]

MIRA test cycle complete. System online and awaiting input. 📱New York Millennials📱

Gamma-1 dimension fans, these are YOUR New York Millennials! 📱New York Millennials📱

Gamma-3 fans, these are YOUR New York Mills Ennials! 📱New York Millennials📱

Gamma-4 fans, these are YOUR New York Millennials! 📱New York Millennials📱

Congratulations to #66, beloved former Mill Charlatan Seabright, for being the #1 overall pick in Fall Ball! Take care of her, The Baltimore Crabs 🦀👁️!

Welcome back to ILB to former Mills Chorby Short, Hatfield Suzuki, and Sandie Carver! Welcome to the ILB for the first time to former Mills shadow Timmy Vine! We can't wait to see you out there on game day.

#HappyNewMills to Jonathan Catalina, formerly of the San Francisco Lovers!

Congratulations to Albert Stink on Falling to Breckinridge! Hopefully you can stay in the bigs a little longer this time.

And finally, #HappyNewMills and #WelcomeHOME to beloved giant woman Ren Hunter! Hunting season has resumed on Battin' Island.

HELLO WORLD

(hastily packing up monitors, speakers, the GIF Forge, etc.) ...oh, yeah, #HappyNewMills to Ryuji Ngozi, formerly of The Breath Mints and welcome to New York! We've been waiting for you.

VINDICATION.