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👈🏾 short (height and length)

i'm 100% sure insurance companies are smart enough to have machine learning algorithms to spot these types of fraud.

when payday falls on a Saturday or Sunday but the money clocks on the Friday

LRT. that's the same Disney that's about to launch its own streaming service and is already pulling its content from what will be competitors. people are gonna need to have multiple subscriptions because of exclusivity rights.

"it's not a relationship until you stop using condoms" is one of the wildest things i've ever seen on this app.

at least i'm kinda cute so it almost balances out.

15 May 2019 but Burna Boy's "Ye" is already confirmed song of the year.

She was trying to save you from it and you persisted. It’s your fault

i was so disappointed in that rum. it never got me tipsy.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lmao guys ignore this, she’s tweeting from an android.

hungry above and below the belt 😭

I NEED ALL YOUR MOTIVATION TO GET UP IN THE MORNING IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW!

ooContent ke 😂😭

"G-Wugun or de Bentley" 😭🔥