“but the protestors are damaging PROPERTY” ok but consider this. i don’t give a fuck about property

John Fetterman when it comes to violence:

Waymos are actually the perfect symbol to burn. They're unmanned, so you know a driver wasn't hurt, and they were created to eliminate jobs and extract money from the community and send it elsewhere. You know, the things they accuse undocumented workers of.

Ok, this looks insane in person.

Using the full force of the United States Justice Department to change the name of a drink at a coffee shop on behalf of a foreign government is exactly the type of thing I think about when I go to the ballot box to vote for small government

These are perfect. It’s as if James Whitner came up with these and went, “you know who would like these? KYLE MOTHERFUCKIN LOPEZ would like these”. My new favorite sneaker.

Today I Learned The Most Beautiful Woman in the World also hates cops. I’ve never been more in love in my entire LIFE 😍😍😍

Angron is the best character in 40k.

Oh sick. Tight.

ANOTHA ONE

Is tin funny to anyone else that for the dumb joke set they did “space shocks” and now, less than 2 years later, they’re doing “space shocks” again? They really have no idea how to keep things special do they…

The Fanatics Fest merch goes crazy

Alright #MagicConVegas I’m comin for ya

More chickens secured 🫡

The gangs all here

GUY WHO DOESN’T THINK THE GOVERNMENT CAN RUN THE POST OFFICE: it appears the EPA has perfected their Hurricane Device

stark contrast to the classic venue for magic tournament finals, a table at a nearby timmys at 1am

noelle🤍🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 STELLA GLOW 10TH 🎂 in pokemon tcg they take 6 random cards out of your deck every game and you can't access them unless you're winning

Imagine if WotC treated competitive events like a marketing expense instead of just an afterthought.

If you sell trading cards professionally and want to tear your eyeballs out of your head reading the stupidest shit imaginable, the comments section of this tweet has got you covered.