Telling my non-Karachi friends my phone got stolen and I think I almost got congratulated???

No one: Dowites: Dowites

My Maslow's hierarchy of needs

Drove 6 hours under the speed limit to save myself a speeding ticket only to stop by a shop and get a parking ticket😸😸

That one person you meet from halfway across the world at the airport who you immediately vibe with and talk to for hours only to forget to ask for their socials/contact number and now the half-blurred memory’s all that’s left

Let’s get it

When your card declines at therapy so they make you watch PCT plAy yEt AnoTher maTcH #PakvsUSA

Indian moms just unlocked a new character to compare their sons to

pakistan ke jeetne ke ulte seedha khayal a rahe hain dimagh mein

Quadrat ka nizam nizaming today #PakvsInd

They got Bollywood we got PCT

Imagine getting a team bowled out for 119 & still be worried 😭😭

Ab lag raha hai PCT khel rahi hai

bhai cricket ki dunya se kahin dur le jaa

Naseem Shah ko nikalo team se He doesn’t deserve this team

Calculator comes to iPad. Biggest cheer of the day. Not joking

*Doctor I’m shadowing asks a question* Me answering in my head: ‘Well I don’t exactly know the answer to that but could totally spot the correct option if asked in an MCQ fashion’

Had my first doctor moment after correctly identifying the heart murmur in a pediatric patient… honestly even I was surprised

Word is, I’m being missed on twitter, so here’s something to update y’all on my latest hyper-fixation hobby Can’t say it was easy, takes a latte’ failed attempts before you start making something like this