-5 oil rigs US shale: “And we told the White House, we are drilling more.”

Since 1997 Tiger Woods has as many DUIs and car crashes as the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins.

When everyone is focusing on oil price and you have to present to management your March WAHA price realizations.

10 is the right number imho.

Call me crazy but there is nothing I want more out of my TE than a psychopath ripping cigs and downing Busch Light

I often tweet sarcastically - but on a serious note: I’m NOTHING but a servant to the true Son of God. It’s difficult to conceptualize or fully grasp Christ’s Passion. I spend each day failing, but attempting to earn this love. I pray all of you are having a blessed Holy Week.

If you spent $1,000,000 per day since the day Jesus Christ was killed, you’d have spent about 28.2% of what the United States’ National Debt has increased by in the last 12 months.

Oil bulls

He carried our burdens on this day, so that we may be free of them. The weight of the cross = the weight of the sins of this world.

Howard Marks: "When you buy the S&P 500 at a 23x P/E, your 10-yr annualized return has always fallen between +2% and –2%, IN EVERY CASE, EVERY CASE!"

He is risen; he is risen indeed! Happy Easter!

How stripper oil well owners be living with the straight closed

Some low IQ family office manager (that thinks he has more sway in said deal than the law permits) called my boy Deep Value Observer a “rookie” on a call today. I’ve never seen a harder and faster burning fire light within a man. DVO is on a warpath, and will make said guy sorry.

All will answer for their blasphemy. Christ is King.

Worked at my office until the power got knocked out at 1:00am. Proceeded to drive through a F1 tornado in the trusty Toyota. Was back at the office at 6:00am this morning fueled by 500 mg of caffeine. You don’t want it more than I do; that’s a guarantee.

Hit us with that 4-year 73% CAGR Deep Value Observer

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Elizabeth Warren Disney paid $1.2B in cash taxes. Learn accounting.

I was told the war was over