Next they’re gonna say shit like “how did the protestors know where to go” and “how did they ALL have winter coats and hats to protect them from the cold” because these people are morons that can’t fathom organizing or being prepared in the most basic way lol

Extremely funny that everyone crying about Somali fraud (fake btw) doesn’t give a single fuck about $75 billion taxpayer dollars going to ICE who literally can’t even do their job properly

Democrats in Congress genuinely don't understand how fucking angry their constituents are about giving ICE more money to kill people. You can see the pure shock on their faces like a cartoon character who just walked off a cliff and suddenly realized gravity exists.

both times they unlawfully killed American citizens hope this helps

BREAKING: The Trump DOJ just erased one of the Epstein files completely from their website. It was the file that outlined an allegation that Trump forced a 14 year old girl to give him oral sex. The coverup is real! It was file EFTA01660651.pdf

the only thing they’ve had that wasn’t a colossal L for them in the past month is something they fucking MADE UP

literally all they want to talk about lol one shining fake W in a sea of the most embarrassing Ls in history

An underage girl kept a diary of palpably traumatized poems in which she describes giving birth in the presence of an Israeli doc & basically insinuates Epstein and Ghislaine stole and/or murdered her babies. There are numerous handwritten cyphers scrawled across the pages 👀

Pedophile Jr weighs in on what’s good for kids

still dropping the “being critical of ICE=supporting child rapists” line today of all days is just way too on the nose man

he was begging to get invited man we all saw it lol

then why doesn’t the party that controls the DOJ release everything to absolve themselves

no hell hot enough for this. I don’t want to be around anymore

she really picked the literal worst time for her maga turn lol

everyone who gets kicked out of a bar thinks it’s unfair and they did nothing wrong it happens literally every time like clockwork

it’s literally not illegal lmfao

praying for every Hooters waitress who has to explain they can’t switch the bar TV to a twitter stream tonight.

if I still had a fake email job I would be cooking rn

HAHAHAHA

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