Love when he queens out like this, imagine an alternate universe where he’s on QVC with Joan Rivers having a 44 minute knockdown drag-out over granite quality

I can think of nothing more honorable than refusing to put your body through hell twice a month for a video that 90% of people are using as ASMR to fall asleep to.

Streets are saying the Met already fucked up the competition app

nobody normal attends convocation, it’s a free period to explore your new college town and/or get fucked up.

round obama: uhhhh let me be sphere nonbinary cowbxy: yippee-ki-they! white girl that just went to Spain: this dish is inauthentic. you need thilantro for real pipi con caca

is there a German equivalent to teaching yourself how to sound like a felon from Connecticut?

I rewatched for the first time in years last month and I had the opposite impression. I thought it was extremely charming for him to try something out once and say “well that was neat” and move on.

Beyoncé knows all about me.Beyoncé has my number. Me and Beyoncé talk every now and then. RIP and same, Rolling Ray

Does anyone have any idea what they’re talking about anymore or do they just say things in sort of a blind fugue and wait to find out if there is a quantitative reaction that might make them feel seen?

If Michael Jackson had spelled it “Blanquet” none of you would have said shit about it.

I feel like the anti-Mamdani rhetoric is really overlooking the fact that as a non-white person who attended a NYC high school in the late 2000s, there is a 110% chance that he used to say the n-word.

one of those interesting negative correlations- the more quantitatively famous more people get, the less novel fame becomes. a kid who graduated from my school a few years ago has 11 million TikTok followers and I don’t think half his former classmates/professors are even aware.

The king’s daughter there is a recording artist and influencer

Weapons is probably gonna sweep awards season so let me just say, before you all start hating it for some reason, that I enjoyed it very much 🥰