Telling jokes in Manchester at the weekend Should be a bit a craic

Telling jokes at Creatures Of The Night Comedy Club at 8.30 and then again at their late show at 11pm if you are in the manchester area pop in. Fun times!

American in Spain "There are so many spanish speakers here, it's crazy". Not sure it is.

Headlining a gig tonight River Inn Ship Quay street Derry 8.30ish start Should be fun

A lot of people panic over this big IT. issue. Some running to the ATM or cancelling travel plans. But not me. I'm going to spend this wkend like I normally do... Hanging out in my underground bombshelter drinking recycled water. No worries. #Microsoft #outage #windowscrash

Since this thing changed its name and look, I keep forgetting it exists It blends into the background, and when I do remember, I overdose on about 3 accounts and burn myself out for another 3 months

Some people on here are very passive agressive

If someone is intelligent enough to be both a successful businessman and a super villain, then I assume someone in the education system has failed them terribly!

My new show about ageism is for over 25s only

The #government is spending 7 million a year on shredding. Now I like fast guitar playing as much as anyone, but that seems a bit excessive

Fair play to the 1975 headlining glasto with only 2 songs #Glastonbury2025

When did irish train travel get so gangsta?

Saying "God never gives you more than you can handle" is so much easier than helping out in any kind of practical way

Telling jokes in comedy cellar Copenhagen on Thursday 02/09/25

Said I don't know, but I've been told, I don't know, but I've been told, My short-term memory isn't very good My short-term memory isn't something, something

If it wasn't for me, you would all be speaking German. " Really bad German language teacher

I keep forgetting this thing exists Threads is getting very popular

#Harrystyles and Shania twain gigging together and it's over £200 a ticket People say it's a sign of the times but that don't impress me much