At my evangelical brother's wedding and contemplating choosing violence

Yell at clouds #WaysToCombatLoneliness

Make friends with a volleyball and give it a name #WaysToCombatLoneliness

#WaysToCombatLoneliness -- join a club.

#WaysToCombatLoneliness Go and sit next to the other guy at the Trump rally

The gritters oot in Scotland the now . This is aw their names 🤣✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#InsteadOfBanningBooks Seek out banned books and read them

#InsteadOfBanningBooks Ban Bigots.

#TomBradysRetirementPlans S̶p̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶s̶

Borrow some light reading material from Trump #TomBradysRetirementPlans

Deflate his ego #TomBradysRetirementPlans

#TomBradysRetirementPlans Follow the career of new QB Dom Brady

Sandwich Artist at Subway #TomBradysRetirementPlans

How I Murdaughed Your Mother #MurderousMoviesAndShows

Peggy Sue Got Buried #MurderousMoviesAndShows

#MurderousMoviesAndShows The O.J. Simpsons

Sanford and Son of Sam #MurderousMoviesAndShows

I think Kiribati just gave up when it came time to name cities.

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