Well, yeah…

The auction was in April. All Labour has done is pay over the odds and tie us into inevitable energy price increases But let’s omit those crucial details.

#wednesdaythought

✅ Soak the passengers ✅ Waste more taxpayers money ✅ Unfit for purpose There. Fixed it for you. That’s how nationalised rail usually works here.

The state of Our Stephen 🤡🤡🤡

How long can you keep chicken in the freezer? I put one in last night and it was dead this morning.

How to conflate two completely unrelated facts. O’Brien being- yet again- facile, glib and simplistic. Many MPs are millionaires. Many made said millions in private industry (not out of tax receipts! The issue is how much more taxpayers money to train drivers really need?

What an absolutely embarrassing performance. Pensioners under siege? Knife crimes? Even some bs bleat about £22bn spending? No. Oasis and Ticketmaster. That’s all you’ve got, is it? Emma Foody MP - you’re a joke and a waste of £90k++ a year. Sit down and behave.

So that day, back in July, turns out that was fucking summer for 2024.

Well, what else did you expect? The Labour Party has “no plans” to raise uni fees- pre election. Now Bridget Phillipson is saying “yeah, well, black hole, Tories, whatever… fees might have to go up…” More #LabourLies

Someone needs to let Welsh Labour know that nothing in life is free. And that well off families don’t need taxpayer subsidised freebies #LabourLies

I’m desperate for inspiration to develop a novel cutlery range, named after Hollywood stars, but it’s just impossible. So I’m currently sharing ice cream with a friend. Just me and Reece, with a spoon. Morning!

The only black holes discovered are the ones between the ears of the MPs appointing this rubbish and the sheep who actually believe it. Stop misinforming. Stop lying- there is no “run on the pound” imminent as you’ve already claimed. It didn’t work for Cameron in 2010, and it

As we skid into the weekend…,

#FridayFeelings

Robert Palmer. The lad had chops…. youtu.be/3icgetOak9o

No. You really won’t. More #LabourLies

Idiot tweet of the year… 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻