I'M NOT AFRAID! TO THROW A CHAIR! IT'S FROM IKEA! SO I DON'T CARE! I'M BUMPING INTO PEOPLE, ON THE STREET, I'M WEARING SHAPE-UPS, ON MY FEET

"kids, in the 1800's your uncle Barney had one awesome moustache"-Ted

RT im New

"I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend then!" "one condition!" "what!?" "I get to be the boyfriend!" @JudgyBrat and Josh Nichols XD

Oz and Barney Stinson

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iPM9mB… Wisława Komaska

When someone tries to walk away from a slap bet

@AwkwardlyDarcy 38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wav9t…

@AwkwardlyDarcy love you too

@AwkwardlyDarcy *smiles and fixes his tie* sup

"I've had it with your insolence!" Father Doug: my insulin? Man, don't be talkin' about my diabetes!

Same x.com/TheAllfather_/…

*reads old DMs*

I ❤️ Swarley. #MCM

*dances onto the TL with a blonde wig on* LET'S GO TO THE MALL, TODAY!......I'M BAAAAAAAAACK..well, in a few hours I will be but heads up

*Barney ran into Mclaren's pub excitedly, he hurried to the table his friends always sit at, almost falling once or twice, to find only>

>@MaverickNature at the table* ROBINROBINROBINROBIN

Where is everyone? *he looked around for a second confused then with his short attention span kicking in he turned back to @MaverickNature >