Tell your friends (assuming your friends are CMOs).

Embrace those big, beautiful tears of joy. #FlexYourCryceps

New giant-sized muscles and giant-sized tears for that New York Giants team. Keep eating that OIKOS. Go get ‘em this year guys! #FlexYourCryceps #NFLDraft

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

✊🏾

Donald Trump getting ready for his daily coronavirus briefings.

Trump’s presidency: 🤡 Promise everything. 🤡 Deliver nothing. 🤡 Blame someone else.

Vice President of the United States 🇺🇸 How it started How it’s going:

Remember when everything turned out to be cake?

Best thing I've watched in a very long time 😂 Congrats to Ocean Spray! #Marketing #Advertising Orchard

The chap playing Prince Charles in The Crown isn’t making enough effort to do the voice properly. That’s my review.

Why do runners / joggers seem incapable of slowing down or changing direction?

"Welcome to Storage Wars! Let's see what's in thi-" JASON DERULO *slams lid*

Joan you were a fucking trailblazing assassin & I will love you forever & ever. Thank you.

"You wot m8?" "Tony, leave it"

Here Are the Super Bowl Advertisers That Got the Biggest Brand Lifts adweek.it/1Ic8QU2

Whispering "come on" at cash points and ticket machines, to assure the queue you've done all that you can

Brady's lifetime winning percentage in the Super Bowl is now 0.625. Bradshaw's is 1.000. Montana's is 1.000. Eli's is 1.000. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that he sucks.