Remember, you’re just a friend if the right guy asks

This week all of the Iowa high school football games are ass🤣 Which one is the best and Barney will be there. DM’S ARE OPEN #cornup

The only thing girls do is hurt us man

Being single during cuffing season is a different level of pain

They call it a crush because women crush your heart

🚨🚨GAME ALERT🚨🚨 Thursday afternoon I will be making the trip up for the Waukee Northwest vs Ankeny Centennial game. 2 bubble teams hungry for a state appearance, the dogs will be out. October shows who is #cornmade Waukee Northwest Barstool (Centennial blocked me) #bebetter

Stay away from the hot girls, even if they aren’t pursuing someone, someone is pursuing them. Know your place

This has been a long time coming. After long deliberations with my Family and the Doyle’s, I am blessed and excited and thankful to officially announcing my legal name change to Jeff Doyle. Please respect my decision. #cornup #cornmade #family

📝Game notes from last night: Eli Moses is extremely underrated, Trey Porter is a MAN, Carson Renken is starting to find a rhythm, and I love Freshmen🙌🏼 #rollcorn

One of the greatest rivalries in all of the land is going down this Friday. Dowling Barstool takes on Valley Barstool, the battle of private vs public. Who y’all got, let me know🙌🏼

She has 100 dudes trying to make her smile, be different, make her cry #demontime #villain

It’s only the beginning fellas

I was asked, what’s the difference between the Doyle’a and the Bobby’s? It’s real simple, 1. the Doyle’s are funny, and 2. we are real coaches at a real school. Let’s not get it twisted, Doyle’s run Twitter Jerry “Freshman” W. Doyle Gefery Doyle Carl Doyle Jeff “Cougar Hunter” Doyle Jarang “The Great” Doyle

Finally checking your phone after a long day to see no notifications, is a different level of pain. Something I would never wish on other man #focusonyourself

You’re not the only one they’re talking to, just the favorite at the moment

Good luck to the fellas tonight, dome bound Barstool Polk(STATE CHAMP U) SEP Burner (5⭐️U)

Call me Timmy Turner because it’s fairly odd how i’m still down bad #feels

Good luck to Barstool Polk(STATE CHAMP U) and SEP Burner (5⭐️U) tonight. Revenge is best served cold, dome is home. Punch that ticket🤝

Am I surprised, no. We knew this would be the result from the start. Revenge tastes so sweet, congrats Barstool Polk(STATE CHAMP U) SEP Burner (5⭐️U) #ramup

Happy Thanksgiving to all (besides females) #pain