Happy birthday to Barron Trump. There’s military recruitment offices within a 10 minute drive of all of his homes. It would be quite the honor if he was the first Trump ever to serve in the military, but I fear he would inexplicably have a sudden attack of bone spurs #SendBarron

Going from this… 🥵 to this… 🥶 today.

The Northern Lights from outside of Anchorage!

Northern Lights with Anchorage in the background.

Denali from like 200 miles away. This will never be “Mt. McKinley” again, Donald Fucknut. Nobody in Alaska wants that. Just the same way it will never be the “Gulf of America”.

Skiing at #Alyeska Alaska. This place is incredible!

#Alyeska Alaska has some STEEPS! Took this right before we dropped into the double blacks on The North Face under the tram.

#Denali view from the Cessna 206 over the Knik Arm. Another gorgeous day in Alaska.

It seems ludicrous that the Ted Stevens International airport in Anchorage, Alaska is named after a guy that died in a plane crash.

Our President is officially a 2%er now.

One of my favorite sporting events I’ve ever attended. Right behind Avs Game 7 Stanley Cup victory (Ray Bourque Cup), and Rockies first home game ever (EY home run in lead-off).

I will be first in line at the Donald Trump Memorial Urinal… aka his tombstone. And that line will stretch for miles.

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump has been admitted to Walter Reed Hospital with 4th Degree Bone Spurs when he heard ground troops will be deployed in Iran! Please pray… I heard this tragic disease runs in his family during times of military turmoil.

The Stanley Cup is the only trophy we want.