I love the world is beginning to catch to the LAW world view I’ve been preaching for years. (Lame Andy Warhol)

Few things to make you feel more loved than someone tying the scarf around your neck

What is the life moment equivalent of a key change in a song?

I like to imagine it’s like the cancer screen coming back clean or something but it’s probably more like two yolks in one egg. These could have been one tweet but I didn’t want that

Lmao just saw a dude go gentle into that good night

I just got to show someone the Grape Stomping Lady Fail video for the first time. Electric.

There are few better feelings than the cry from watching Coco.

There should be a support group or a tax break or both for people who have a mustache and also blow their nose.

I think it is in part due to the high, dry mountain air this past winter but my nose picking is at, I think, a lifetime high this year so far. Excited to pad this stats and clear the nostrils this spring and summer.

I can already sense how buckwild I’m about to go posting tiktoks. Going to single-handedly ruin the app.

The main way I know I need to return to the USA soon is that I feel uncomfortable being mean to my friends

Whenever someone tells me they have a relative living in the USA the conversations goes exactly like this each time. “My niece lives in America” Oh really? Where “City” CITY!?! No way! “You know City?” Are you kidding, EVERYONE know City. Any town in the States. Every time

The greatest feat of humanity is that we have only one word for coffee.

I love meeting Italians who can’t dress. It’s like, what else is there then?

Going to be using this photo for absolutely everything

I’ve met very few full time travel content creators who are not completely miserable to be around. They remove so much of the joy of travel and most should soak their heads.

I’m going to keep retweeting this every time it happens.

Every time I do a bike ride where I drop considerable altitude I become obsessed with blood doping.

Just to be clear I’ve always hated Jonah Hill because he’s never seemed like someone who doesn’t suck and this feels like a real win for hating peoples who seem like they suck

Europeans get down on Americans in Europe (which isn’t terribly unfair) but Europeans anywhere outside of Europe are always the most uncool. They just don’t realize it because no one is as rude to them as they are to other foreigners in their homes. Except New Yorkers, maybe.