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Not Jack Barker

@barkerjack

This honestly is not me. It’s just a character. I make 90% of this stuff up. he/him

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calendar_today16-07-2011 02:16:44

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I like to imagine it’s like the cancer screen coming back clean or something but it’s probably more like two yolks in one egg. These could have been one tweet but I didn’t want that

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I think it is in part due to the high, dry mountain air this past winter but my nose picking is at, I think, a lifetime high this year so far. Excited to pad this stats and clear the nostrils this spring and summer.

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Whenever someone tells me they have a relative living in the USA the conversations goes exactly like this each time. “My niece lives in America” Oh really? Where “City” CITY!?! No way! “You know City?” Are you kidding, EVERYONE know City. Any town in the States. Every time

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I’ve met very few full time travel content creators who are not completely miserable to be around. They remove so much of the joy of travel and most should soak their heads.

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Just to be clear I’ve always hated Jonah Hill because he’s never seemed like someone who doesn’t suck and this feels like a real win for hating peoples who seem like they suck

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Europeans get down on Americans in Europe (which isn’t terribly unfair) but Europeans anywhere outside of Europe are always the most uncool. They just don’t realize it because no one is as rude to them as they are to other foreigners in their homes. Except New Yorkers, maybe.