real answer is everyone in your little village remembers everything and they will exile and/or stone you if you make life this difficult

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

Any man who actually gets women will tell you that having multiple is by far the worst shit ever.

No matter how playful your jab is to a woman, be prepared for the most personally devastating insult you’ve ever heard

“excellent question. can anyone here try answer what Ms. Madikizela asking. let’s have an open discussion as a class”😭

"Men dead, women most affected"

honestly cuba has destroyed any lingering sympathies towards socialism and I feel incredibly stupid and naive for having defended such an evil system

Umejikaza kuprovide a good life for your family, kumbe your wife is taking pictures and sending them to an ex. Hahaha. In her head she's showing buddy she moved on.

Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through

a fist don’t belong inside a body

jordan peterson’s ’clean up your room’ became a huge joke but no one ever mentioned that his second step was to try to make the room beautiful, because that involves committing to something, putting yourself out there, and engaging with beauty on your own terms as an individual.

Had my picture posted on the Tea app without consent. Filed a copyright/publicity complaint via Apple Legal - App Store Dispute Form. Apple looped in Tea devs, warned them. Post was gone in hours. If this happens to you, go through Apple since they have to respond.

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

The only reason I haven't told my mother I actually wouldn't mind an arranged marriage is because our priorities are different. She'll go and look for a God-fearing woman, while I'm looking for a woman that God fears.

Liars climb the corporate ladder faster, get the bigger car, the better home, and the baddest girls and bigger bag. You get rewarded for being evil. That part in the bible about the Devil being the god of the world? That one is no joke.

The Wildebeest this morning waiting to be launched.

If music wasn't a business, alot of artists discographies would probably sound way different.

There is a wisdom to finishing endeavours - anything really - that you started. That feeling of accomplishment is a necessary dopamine. If you start it, finish it. However, mundane and brief, finish it. Because every step invites another and that is the essence of compound effect