Y'all look at #girlfromcarolina's #Pussy Ritual on Funny Or Die & exercise your right to #VOTE #FUNNY! funnyordie.com/girlfromcaroli… Well Dang!

Ferra, Carther, karaoke loving Satanists experience some #ModernRomanceBoo in The #Pussy Ritual girlfromcarolina.com/episode/103-th… #girlfromcarolina

#Porsche's Stupid Ass Dress kicks off your #weekend with slo mo #danceparty and #margaritas girlfromcarolina.com/episode/105-po… #GirlFromCarolina #TGIF

Let Ferrari & Harry teach you a thing or two on #nationalkissingday girlfromcarolina.com/episode/105-po… #romance #girlfromcarolina

guy just smiled shyly and walked slowly toward me then realized his date was the brunette w glasses behind me at the coffee shop #hahahahaha

Pretty much ran the train on it. #ballgown x.com/welldangpro/st…

Where are the 24 hour dog friendly laundromats in NYC? 24 hour places that sell sensible heels for work? Also what is #nightlife #plsadvs

Congratulations I will be live tweeting filing my 2014 #taxreturn #rightnow

Locked out of log in attempts on Intuit TurboTax but looks like they're totally over 2014 at this point

Nevermind, live tweeting my tax return is a terrible idea for obvious reasons. Just like WORKING 1099 CONTRACTS IN 3 OR MORE STATES

For real what should I be 1. the Fringe Festival, 2. a Chick From the Early 2000s, 3. a bride? #halloween #plsadvs

What is the Matt Damon movie with the Sigur Ros song? Watching it in Spanish at laundromat but no one's talking it's all that Sigur Ros song

<3 U Cher #MeganKelly x.com/cher/status/69…

What the hell is chalk paint? #desk #project

I'd love to know about your favorite time getting catfished and/or most successful experience catfishing someone; thanks!

#radishes #urbangarden #cuttingboard @ Ridgewood, Queens instagram.com/p/BGR8GKRgp-v/

@bikewatchNYC My red Swift folder (original Swift; not Xooter) was stolen from E 4th and 2nd Ave; will update with pic. Thanks for any help!

@bikewatchNYC Appreciate any help finding my stolen red Swift folder (not Xooter) & white helmet! #StolenBike

STOLEN - Red Swift folder in East Village bikeindex.org/bikes/87165

How many X’s Is This fkng IDIOT Going 2Call Me CHERILYN⁉️If Classless🚽even“Stepped”in2 W.H, We’d have 2Fumigate it😝