There is no reason not to ban assault weapons.*

"A day in the Life of Sue Republican. Sue gets up at 6 a.m. and fills her coffeepot with water to prepare her morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. (1) ⏬

So much going on in the world and still tech bros tweeting shit like "ideas are easy, making those ideas a reality is hard" and evidently there are hundreds of people who didn't know that?? Mashing the like button like "ooo I have to *do* stuff, that's the part I was missing..."

If you’re a reporter interviewing a lawmaker supporting total abortion bans without exceptions, there’s a whole host of non-abortion follow up questions that should be asked. A few examples:

This is not going to be popular in liberal circles, but I’ve met with adult men who have legally purchased AR-15s and assault rifles, and their reasoning for ownership is valid and passionate and should be honored: Each one has a small, weird, or ineffective penis.

*except for Josh Hawley

shot / chaser

The The New Yorker is, in many ways, a wonderful institution. But it’s also ground zero for a kind of regressive literary gatekeeping, class exclusivity & old-school cultural thinking that simply no longer have any relation to, or frankly relevance in, the modern world as we know it.

stated without a shred of irony and then published in the The Boston Globe

All this “we must go back to the office” sentiment seems to only come from loser middle-aged men who absolutely hate being at home with their families instead of perched atop their little grey corporate kingdom nursing weird crushes on their women colleagues

With apologies to all the meat-fluencers out there... link.medium.com/6PotgpFZqsb

“I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time...when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes...we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness." -Carl Sagan medium.com/@bardofboston/…

Ever notice how it's always white dudes posting about "the power of positive thinking"? There's a reason... link.medium.com/r5HbrNZ2Asb

"I suffered, so other people should too" is a terrible take on student loan forgiveness.

what i miss about working in an office: friends what i don't miss: sitting in a silent conference room while everyone reviews a doc and then my stomach makes a weird gurgling noise and I can't tell if everyone else can hear the gurgling

1973: Schoolhouse Rocks! releases "Conjunction Junction" Nearly 50 years later, Lucasfilm releases the long-awaited follow-up: And/or

Looked cooler in Jordan Peele's Nope

I drive by this mural taking my daughter to preschool. And every time I see it I can't help but think... ...of Spinal Tap's Smell the Glove I wish this were not the case but alas I was raised on Christopher Guest/Michael McKean

The Wire? Loved it. My favorite part is when they use a bow and arrow to shoot the rope between the two towers and then that little French guy gets out there and at first he's nervous but then he just starts having fun with it