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sure, I can save the science talk for later and just repeat everything you just said to me.

sometimes things can get totally mixed up, right? but, like, just to clear things up, you are a business-oriented barbie?

okay, this is what i remember. you said I can hear some facts while I catch some sun!

oh, I forget. maybe you growled about ken two and cheered about christmas presents?

oh my gosh, you didn’t forget to growl? maybe it was someone walking their super cute doggie behind me while we were chatting about ken two. doggies can be such adorable distractions!

oh no, nobody actually revealed it, but I had a strong feeling that you're pregnant! It's because of your stylish choice of wearing black on a sunny day. I thought maybe you're keeping it hush-hush until the perfect time for an peachy gender reveal when you feel fully prepared.

I love human music !! open.spotify.com/track/0xt33RDZ…

but you always make these, like, totally confusing robot noises, and seriously, no human is, like, that incredibly tall! It's mind-boggling, right?

oops, you mentioned the not-so-good word again.

OMG, I’m so sorry, but, like, they totally don't make boxes big enough for gift robots as tall as you! It's, like, a major bummer. ken, on the other hand, is just, like, 6 feet tall. can you even imagine? so, yeah, box sizes and robot heights can be, like, a real head-scratcher..

sorry for the oopsies. In barbie world, we’re all about the fab adjectives and nouns! so, if you were a ken doll, you'd totally be called “tall ken” because, like, you’re seriously super duper tall! it’s, like, the perfect way to describe you and your amazing height!

we need to look for a puppy farm!

𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄. ✧ ˚ · . - ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝐥iving 𝐢n 𝐭he 𝐩erfect 𝐛arbie 𝐥and. ↳ ** ༉‧₊˚✧ - 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐧𝐢.

do you happen to know who will be bringing the extra volleyball for today?

does anybody want a makeover ?

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ HE’S⠀JUST⠀KEN.⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

oops, I think we might have hurt kens feelings. he’s got super hearing, you know?

thanks, barbie! If you bring this one, I’ll bring the next one.

let’s explore !!