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calendar_today11-02-2009 00:34:20

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Wife back on the playstation? Kids asleep? This is YOUR time to relax. Did you know that ironing can help you to de-stress and de-bloat?

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Apparently 'not doing enough housework is making men fat', according to a new study. Come on guys, dance while you mop! It's a no brainer.

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Wonder why your wife 'can't iron'? Science has the answer! It's because women's sub-retinal prolobes aren't wired to see creases.

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"My idea was ignored only to be repeated by a female colleague 5 mins later to interest & applause," John, age 44. Wow, she sounds GREAT.

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WAKEY WAKEY FRAZZLED DADS! Now is the ideal time to tackle festive hair worries, make a pom pom garland and moisturise your penis.

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Dad with a career? Beat stress by snacking on onions, staying hydrated, getting eight hours sleep & dressing for your face shape.

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MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. PH balanced penis, to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. wonky nose.

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Working dad? Instead of asking your wife to help you get the house ready for Christmas, why not get up earlier and do it yourself?

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WAKEY WAKEY BUSY DADS! Wife & kids still asleep? Now is a good time to bake muffins, iron her tops and moisturise your delicate penis area.

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Dad with a career? Pay attention to your hair. Dry, brittle, unloved & needy hair can make any man feel insecure & come across as incapable.

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my dad just knocked over my model Death Star and broke it but he did not apologize he said people should stop making Death Stars I'm shaking