SHA~ State House Allowance!

I’m so insane I’d agree to this and then slap him again on the news

This nigga was reminiscing 😭😭😭

Her: Did you pull out? Me: your party days are over darling

5 years ago. Still here. Fuck cancer.

This is why I pay for the internet😂😂

Epste!n removed ch!ldren's teeth so that they couldn't b!te. No. I will not stop talking about the files. May they rot in the lowest levels of hell.

when ur mom tries to clock you, but ur grandma clocks her

this is a woman who knows she won't get yelled at for closing his laptop, won't be scolded for interrupting him, won't be ignored, her emotions are prioritized, she feels safe, cared for, loved, and he's treated her like this since the beginning it takes two to have this. you

Trump's team has spent more than $5 million having images of him with Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs bleached from the internet Keep talking, keep sharing.

If this isn’t grounds for stepping down, then what is?

“If we elect Trump, we will be at war within 6 months.” — Kamala Harris. She was Right about everything.

Mwenye alidanganya Trump aue Khamenei na mwenye aliambia kasongo aimpeach Riggy G same WhatsApp group

Kwani cases za kutolipa uber zote huwa za girlies

Machaji na manyonyois kuna shoga alitokwa pesa my guys. Machaji ma manyonyois jamaa alikuwa amesema atakuwa PS second term.

My fellow investors, please be patient as I finish setting up our secret Telegram channel that will help us visit Maldives easily. For our friends from Nigeria, your government has abandoned you, but I will help you.

Immune system: *raises body temp to kill the bacteria* Me: *takes medicine* Immune system;

Ground ni nare😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It used to be around Kshs 4,500 before COVID-19. Just know the journey is 26 hours and somewhere around hour 10 you’ll start discovering sitting positions you never knew existed.

caught stealing a phone😂