Coffee Lovers

My favorite holiday is when the Cowboys get eliminated every year. It’s a lot like Easter; it changes dates every year, but it’s always on a Sunday

Tomorrow I face myself wiseguyscomedyvegas parker🍀

Tatty booty

I got to perform at Naked and Not Afraid and now it has been released for all to watch. Want to see why I’m cocky? You can watch now at clothesfree.com as well as at the creators website nudisthumorist.com Hope you all enjoy my Comedy Pube!

Drake’s dick pic gets leaked, its so big that even Toby Keith couldn’t stomach it

Toby Keith can you do something for me? Can you talk to God next for me? Toby Keith do your thing Toby Keith

Tomorrow is the start of the World Series of Comedy. I’ll be performing the first day (tomorrow) at 6pm at the LA Comedy Club. You can come to the show FOR FREE! All you have to do is say you’re there to see Tanner Tuttle perform and you get in for free!

Chlamy chlamy chlamy chlamy chlamy chlamydia you come and gooooooo. You’re curable.

Better to have everyone say they got one piece of candy instead of claiming they were molested.

I like having sex with racist girls, they always scream for me to go HardR

Shot of tequila out of a hot dog

ACAB! All Californians Are Bastards

Pretty cool to see a Shane Gillis bit come to life. Shane Gillis

Kept getting distracted by Joe Rogan’s tit sweat.

People are born with rich parents it’s known as “born with a silver spoon in their mouth.” My parents are drug addicts so I was born with a burnt spoon in my mouth.