Leo Dasilva If we get to the final, I mean when we get to the final, I am sponsoring 20 arsenal fans, with flight tickets and match tickets and 2 days accommodation each. God please just get us to the finals

You cannot build a relationship with someone who keeps ignoring your messages.

As an ambitious man, do not joke with your choice of partner

Honey, am going to the moon with 3 men

FUCK I HAD MY DICK OUT DELETE THIS NOW NASA

Muhammad: "A false prophet will die by having his aorta severed." Muhammad, dying: "It feels like my aorta is being severed."

Loan app: Reason for loan Me:

You don’t owe your employer a ‘thank you’ for paying your salary.

“you glow differently when the right man is treating you well” but you no glow for your papa house

Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from the kitchen.

Can’t allow her folks speak like this but it’s okay to promote it as an art and make other folks think it’s cool

This is the team they think we’ll be scared of 😭😭

average Man City attendance

If Babe come around she go sheda Dey talk anyhow to some guy on her phone to prove loyalty… Ebi settings

AGUSTIEEENNNNN!!!!! 🔴 1-0 🔵(20’) #AFCU21 | #PL2

🚨 Liverpool suffer their 15th defeat of the season and are now OUT of the FA Cup ❌

I genuinely think we go 0/4 trophies this season. I’ve been an Arsenal fan for too long, so I know what foolishness we’re probably plotting.

If we bottle a 9-point lead with the majority of the match at the Emirates, we shouldn't only sack Mikel Arteta, we should send him to the Strait of Hormuz in a boat covered in an Israeli flag.

If we don't win this league, you den your (stupid) dream go hear am.

You dier keep fooling. Sia!