-You saw me but didn’t even say hi at the party Me are the party.

Two blonde bitches

Wtf how do you y’all type with those little letter and fonts bc that shit is not in the emojis

My dad just announced his death as “ died of cotton mouth”

These abandoned and burned out cars shows you what a panic it must have been for residents trying to escape the Camp Fire. Unreal scenes in Paradise, CA, this morning. #CampFire

Donald J. Trump Do you not have an ounce of humanity? People are losing their lives and everything they own, and you're threatening to cut federal funds? And "billions of dollars are given each year"? California contributes far more in taxes than it gets in federal benefits. Unlike you.

Our president. Encourage those who haven’t to register to vote. We need a president who will offer sympathy at times of devastation. My home town has burnt from a fire started on federal property, and now this man is threatening to take away our funding. #eatmyflamingasshole

Friend * meets guy on tinder - finds out he has a kid - is intrigued - continues to talk to him to find out his back story. Stay tuned on this thread

6am in Safeway googling “are yams the same as sweet potato’s” happy turkey day y’all

#retweet4good

the cast of the office is having a christmas brunch and i’m fr crying

Getting back with an ex is like thank you, again?

I thought of so many funny tweets tonight but I was too drunk to tweet them 😅😂😂

I’ve been stressing about getting old lately, I just don’t know how I’m supposed to remember all my favorite songs

I tried making a video this morning & my roommate did this 🙃