"ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ꜰᴀɪʀʏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇꜱꜱ." Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓝⓔⓥⓔⓡⓛⓐⓝⓓ Ⓚⓘⓝⓖⓓⓞⓜ ··The story of Kaine. Solos found below·· neverlandlust.carrd.co

The demon let out a low whistle as they accepted the spike. "I could fully shank someone with this!" With a small evil chuckled Andromalius tapped their own neck with it.

// mooooood

The Earl pouted a little at the hair ruffle before going back to fix any stray ginger locks. "If taking care of it means stabbing things with it then yeah, definitely going to take real good care of it."

"Time to torture some damned sssoulssssssss"

"I hiss when I am angry or excited okay? fuck off."

In the distance: "Booooorriiinnnngggg"

"I'm a fucking demon."

Bites MłHł VłЛÐłϾТΛM's shoulder armour. "Yep that's well made no need for you to update that." Pats his shoulder.

"You assume all demons are the same. We come in many forms. Part of us have very sharp fuck off fangssss that ssometimessss make it hard not to hissss"

"It fulfills a need for humans to keep their behaviour under control. A human in heat is fucking unbearable. You know those guys walking around like fucking peacocks and those women who are way too touchy?"

"Snake fangss." The demon has to focus not to hiss, so half the time they can manage not to do it but when they are emotional... It gets rather difficult.

They roll their eyes "Ethical porn is a thing. Just do your research into the companies. Duh."

The demon frowns. "Partially, yes. "

"As is everything. Fat, sugar, sleep, video games, anything that derives pleasure can be addictive."

"my point is, everything rots your brain. In different ways. You can't tell people not to enjoy something just because a select few become distorted."

"Just like how heaps of people actually full on die in traffic accidents. Man, you should really just focus your energy on not important things." Andromalius wondered is this person even realised they were talking to a literal demon. As if that insult meant anything to them.

"Don't boop my snoot"

Wants attention H u f f