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I'm Commander Shepard, and you're my favorite caller on the Citadel. #StrangeWaysToAnswerThePhone

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All I want is the perfect girl, a hot meal, and the right to airlock the Turian councilor.

When Garrus Vakarian sees the gun battery.

*does the Carlton Banks shuffle while alone*

Jacob keeps telling me the ship is my true love. Is he telling me to date EDI?

@BombshellLawson Where's my report? Just kidding. How are you tonight, Miranda?

@BombshellLawson Glad to hear it.

@MiriLawson_ I'm glad you stick around.

Sometimes I consider retiring from the Alliance and Spectres. What's life if you forget to live it?

@BombshellLawson //That she does.

I miss the interviews Allers used to do with me.

Ah @bel_salarian69, we meet again.

@BombshellLawson How do you still look cute even when you're angry?

Uhhh Kenneth Donnelly

#IStoppedBeingHipWhen the Andromeda Initiative was announced