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Ian Mariposa

@bandedmariposa

“I HAVE WINGS.”

Out of all the places to end up, I found myself in some shit town. And worst of all. It's home now.

Also, Max sucks.
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"I have dreams sometimes, weird ones... Ones with other worlds and heroes and shit? Right now they're all in deep shit every time I dream of 'em."

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"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HAD TO HELP YOUR DUMBASS, DO A FRIEND THING FOR ME REAL QUICK AND EAT THESE PEOPLE. Jesus, when did this become normal for me..."

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"Weird couch people kind... They're kind of slow? I'm not sure how they got in, BUT THEY ARE EATING OUT MY OWN FRIDGE AND REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME."

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What's he doing? Casually throwing his legs up on walls to show that he can... Stretch? He's real sick, and nyquil is his best friend at the moment. "I've got wiiiiiiings guys."