X is not a social media app. It’s a war room with memes.

🚨 BREAKING: Iran has uncovered intelligence that allegedly shows location of us nuclear arsenal. 🫣

Days like this are why having a Twitter account is important.

Maybe this will balance out the 15 rum and diet cokes from last night

All Iran would have to do is say a prominent college football coach was on that ship heading to an interview and every SEC fan base would have it tracked within the hour

We are THIS close to the best stretch of the year… • Longer days (clocks spring forward) • Consistent warm weather • Baseball on every night • Grilling season • Major golf tournaments • March Madness

Me walking to my gate to prove it exists before heading to the airport bar

*opens instagram* ah yes everyone's fake life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens 𝕏* ah yes. my fellow mentally unstable people

Your girlfriends bday dinner vs night out with the boys

150 years of Bud and baseball means vintage MLB cans. Available now.

It’s A and it’s not even particularly close

Kids will never feel the gameday pressure of having to start an essay at 2am and finish it by 8am before the deadline. Totally lost. Absolutely no evolutionary pressure towards a clutch factor anymore.

ANOTHER WIN FOR USA OVER THAT COUNTRY UP NORTH

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

At long last, spring has arrived. #themasters

So true

“Japan and California switch places”

Hear me out.

Greatest Eastern Tennessee Road Trips (from my experience so far) 1) Cherahola Skyway from Telico Plains to Robbinsville 2) Gatlinburg to Cherokee, NC over Newfound Gap 3) Sequatchie Valley from Crossville to Chattanooga 4) Oliver Springs to Big South Fork Country on TN 27