i’ve been waiting for this article my entire life

HOW ARE Y’ALL IN YOUR TWENTIES AND IN DIFFERENT CITIES EVERY MONTH??? HOW DO YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK/LA/SF/(ANY BIG CITY) AND STILL HAVE THE MONEY TO TRAVEL SO MUCH??!?!

me auditioning to be a white yoga instructor who’s one indian student just told them about the crisis in india

“a business degree will teach you skills that you can apply to real life”

i know it’s an amazing outfit when I can look in the mirror and confidently say “im gonna look back at this in five years and be so embarrassed”

😭😭😭😭

We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

The announcements continue as we welcome Ananya Hegde as one of our writers for Season 1 of Modern Muckraker! Ananya's an incredible asset and has already has proven her commitment to the cause by calling in for a meeting whilst recovering from wisdom teeth surgery. DEDICATION.

So excited to have ananya on the team! If you have three minutes and thirty seconds of free time (let’s face it, you do. You’re wasting time on Twitter right now), you should check out the link to her stand up set in her bio because it’s VERY GOOD.

Hello! I need some very specific help for a podcast: are/were any of you IHOP employees or do you know someone who is/was that would be down for an interview?

being slutty rn (reading a book in a cafe)

posting at the eras tour is a tax bracket reveal