girls don’t want boys. girls want suzanne collins to release a haymitch abernathy origin trilogy

Ready to serve.

Telling my kids this is the Statue of Liberty

😭 he didn’t have time for all that

There’s an entire generation that has no idea who this is and I just think that’s unfair

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky

This interview would irreversibly change the course of history

You could hear gays screaming all over in unison tonight at this x.com/starryxlogan/s…

be sure to check out the u street McDonald’s!

oh no… i found myself going through linkedin pages for fun

who got that one sitcom clip

youtu.be/M29QL3p_x_s?si… doing this podcast was probably the most healing thing i could have done for myself! if you’re a camp sonshine survivor, you’ll want to listen to this!

I could write an essay on why this is the greatest moment of any improv challenge in Drag Race The background music, Heidi’s commentary and gasps, widow’s joke, retattling the retittling of the rebuttling

remember how, during the start of the pandemic, people on facebook were posting their senior portraits “in honor of” the class of 2020? that was so tasteless i’m cackling!

my step mom just ate my dad up! my dad said “i have something to say,” and her response was “silence is always welcome!” she cleared I’m afraid

just found myself smashing the love button on facebook… maybe i need to touch grass

IM ON MY WAY

you’re welcome guys

remember how conservatives would try to discredit people for having their pronouns in their bio? that was so weird… ???? is that still happening?