No one at the party: Literally NO ONE at all: Me:

2 four loko seltzers later

The Recovery Chapter 1

The Recovery Chapter 2 #TheBlock

Once again John is flexin’ on me😰😂

this year wasn’t my year but at least i didn’t get arrested again

*at the bar *13 beers deep no one: me:

I still vote Jason Aldean/Luke Bryan for the Super Bowl Halftime show...maybe a Luke Combs guest appearance??🤷🏼‍♂️

*-20° Us: We don’t want to walk in -20° weather! MSU: How about we send some poor bastard in a Maverick costume outside and make him hand out free coffee and donuts?

My man with the top play of the day #sniper Trevor Entwisle

Week 3 without the bars...bought a drink from myself last night

“qUarTErBaCk”

I think a Luke Combs, Morgan Wallen, Riley Green, and Cody Johnson outdoor super concert would kick so much ass that the corona virus would have to go away. Also, if Jason Aldean did shots with me in the pit, that would probably seal the deal🤷🏼‍♂️

U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection

2020 Cons: the last 9 months Pros: BORAT 2

2021 seems better already

Come join us for some loud, country music and drinks at The Mill! We look forward to seeing you there!🥃

Step 1: wait for a country artist to release a GOOD song Step 2: wait for Cody Johnson to cover it