Hunter Biden riding the Green Goblin glider through the White House

This is easily the funniest shit this dumbass nigga has ever done bruh

If you get hangovers it's because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt

Make sure to check all of the apps and read a bunch of shit that pisses you off right before bed

Minta yea it's just buyer's remorse but for pussy basically

everyone posting cute stories of their january recap and this is what january has felt like to me

thats wassup

I love that these people think that in the past they would have been chivalrous knights, and that in the future they would be visionary explorers. Only in the present are they burdened by the weight of exploitation and meaninglessness.

She doesn’t know a damn thing

of course their gay asses are watching balls

Dont sleep and start doing more drugs and act extremely defensive and hostile when people in your life check in on you

Male loneliness epidemic isn’t real everytime I go outside I try to be withdrawn and mysterious and people be making my day

Porn on the wall, I’ll never commit a serious crime ever

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.