thinkin of uh remaking the aesthetics of this account it wreaks of old

((this is a luigi struggle tweet))

NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN NO

luigi's life is a struggle tweet

luigi king boo in that order

BE QUIET, BEFORE HE REMEMBERS THE INSULT--!

yo kamek's theme slaps

NOOOOOOOO I'M-A NOT AN APRICOT--

I just wanted to exist.

I SAE THIS IN MY NOTIFS AND I SCREAMED AT WHAT IT COULD BE FUCK

"I'm not-a apricot--!"

i left because i was #apricot

Warning to all Bowsers!! You will not be receiving a balloon from me. You're all too spiky,,,

Oh!! Anything for-a my bro!! [ Pulling out a balloon, stretching it out. ] What balloon animal do you-a want?

Right away!! [ Blowing up the balloon, and turning away to hide his masterpiece. After a minute or two of rubber noises, ] Ta-daaaa! [ Luigi reveals his balloon dodecahedron. ]

THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE BOWSERS BALLOONS

I've-a been practicing veeerrrry hard! It's-a no deal. [ Handing the balloon to Mario. What a way to avoid breaking his spirit-- ]

wholesome 100

《🎈》god really just said