In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined!

When cows laugh does milk come out of their nose?

Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.

If they squeeze olives to make olive oil, how do they make baby oil?

In Quitman, Georgia, US, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Two most honest people in this world, drunk people and little kids

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places... He told me to quit going to those places

Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Two Rules of Success 1) Don’t tell everything you know

Not all chemicals are bad... Without hydrogen or oxygen for example there would be no way to make water... a vital ingredient in beer.

When he was only 13, Johnny Depp lost his virginity to a girl slightly older than him.

The longest sentence known to man... I do

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

Five days a week my body is a temple... The other two days it’s an amusement park

NEWS FLASH: A local man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it.The thief was spending less than his wife did

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death.

Flowers are the biggest tarts, prostitutes for bees

THIS IS HILARIOUS -> tinyurl.com/bn9wtru ....I wish I was as gangster as Bill Gates!