I miss Man United.

Yah okay fairs😭😭 This reply alone had cheered me up a little 👏😂

What's your favourite goal of the season so far? 💭 And why is it this Patrick Chinazaekpere Dorgu rocket? 🚀

Beating Arsenal isn't for everyone 😏

Good morning to you sir IGP TUNJI DISU It was reported that you have ordered Dpo Satellite town in Lagos to bring the policemen involved in the recent viral video to Abuja on Wednesday 8th April, 2026 for disciplinary action. We want to humbly request you televise the

Comeback pending 📶

Fresh pies and donuts is available in Abuja! 😍 Crispy, flaky, and packed with flavour. Perfect for snacks, parties or that quick craving. Prices: Pies 3k per one Filled Doughnut 2,200 each For pies, you can’t order less than 3 For doughnut, you can’t order less

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Here to stay 💪

Pussy nigga Jump a dj with 10man carry diddy towel Dey dance. 😂 I never see fool like this diddy babe for my life 😂🤣

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Standing Up for Democracy Today, I joined fellow Nigerians, leaders, and members of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) led by National Chairman Sen. David Mark to participate in a peaceful "Save Democracy" protest. This event was not just an effort to protect our democracy;

Follow up on my experience as a Keke rider; After my last post, many people messaged me saying, “Ahh, we didn’t even know it was this deep.” But honestly… I still didn’t finish talking. Let me expose another side 👇🏽 STICKERS. In this job, you don’t just drive… You survive

Jesus Christ who did this??????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I saw an army recruitment ad on Instagram saying join us. Salary £26K 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The audacity of the United Kingdom never ceases to amaze me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 There’s people working retail in Oxford street getting paid more than man risking their flesh! 😂

Monday night football awaits ⏳🏟️

Retweet aggressively, don’t say anything! #AmupitanMustResign 😳😱🥶